The Sandwich Times - Volume 8

It's been a while so let's just cut to the gooey Sandwich middle:

1. Recently the internet has been going nuts for Candwiches. You read me. Candwiches. Very close to the name of the site Canwiches. As a result of this little news item about gross canned Sandwiches, financial scandal  and people tending to spell words phonetically, my little website has been recipient of lots of random U.S. traffic in the last few days.

Well here it is, it all its ridicolous glory:

(source: pocketlink.com)

2. Trying to capitalize on the KFC Double Down "Fast Food Porn as Advertising Performance Art and Internet Meme" theme, the always corpulent-minds at Carl's Jr. have finally managed to create merge the Sandwich with the Burger through the "Footlong Burger". 

Clearly not phased by Subway's attempts to acquire Trademark rights for the term Footlong, Carl's Jr. will now try to merge the Sub and the Cheeseburger in a way that only Carl's Jr.'s can: 

Voila - 

While I have spent a lot of time contemplating on the "is the Burger a Sandwich debate", this one surely comes pretty damn close to me (in an endearing gut-rotting way)

Trying to up the Sandwich-Burger hybrid ammo, Friendly's has also laid-out its very own mega-fat Sand-burger. The Burger Melt: 

(source friendlys.com)

This time, the burger is Sandwiched betwixt two Grilled Cheese Sandwiches. This thing is so utterly ridiculous that I don't even have a snappy zinger.

Frankly, I'll take the old-fashioned patty melt over either of these any day, like the version I recently had at Widgets' Bachelor Party at The Pilot  

3. In an instance of the those loveable rascals, the English seemingly following suit on American trends, U.K retailer Tesco has introduced the Lasagna Sandwich:

 (source: dailymailonline.co.uk

4.  Processed Cheese and Mayo Sandwich rated poorly by most G-20 protesters, activists, innocent bystanders, ttc train drivers, and people who accidentally wore black on Sunday

5. Amidst the Lebron James fallout, Carnegie Deli has pulled their 5 lb Lebron MVP Sandwich from the menu.     

6. Someone named Laurie Mustard wrote an article for the Winnipeg Sun entitled "Sandwiches are Beautiful". Next up Victor Von Mayo writes on the Life and Death of  Tuna Salad, Rupert Pumpernickel writes on Professional Slicing and Albert Pastrami-On-Rye (he's the child of  new aged, hyphenation-friendly parents)  writes about barrel-curing meats. 

7. Curious with what to do with your Vuvuelza now that the World Cup is over? KFC is offering a free Chicken Sandwich in exchange for your used Vuvuzela 

8. The Zellegabetsky from thisiswhyyourefat.com

8 Decker on special cut rye, corned beef, pastrami, turkey, roast beef, tongue, Swiss cheese w/cole slaw, Russian dressing and sweet peppers.

10. The Hand Baguette from Insanewiches.com

 That's all for today folks. Keep those Sandwich eyes open!

Canwiches' New York Trip: the Sandwich Shop that Never Sleeps. Vol 1

Through a 'perfect storm' of factors ranging from reduced-fare Porter Flights, the law of proprietary familial commons (I have a sister there w/ a winning attitude and trusty couch), and my completion of 2nd year law school, I managed to squeeze in a 6 day New York trip this summer.

Whenever I found myself at the bottom of the depths of writ of certiorari (they never taught me how to pluralize writ) spent a lot of errant time researching NY Sandwiches on the internet. After several conferences with my sister, her paramour and various NYC-Canwiches affiliates, I established a Sandwich plan the likes of which hasn't been seen since George Marshall, George Keenan and William Clayton  were told to decrease stipends of Veal Parm Heros in the revisions to their European recovery plan. I packed my bags, loaded up on statins and headed in search of NYC's Finest Sandwich.

#1: No 7 Sub

The first stop was at No. 7 Sub. I had first head of the original No. 7 in an Esquire Article which waxed eloquently on how manly it was in their rather uncomfortable "How to Eat Like A Man" feature in April 2010 (here's a smidgen: "You've been a bad guy before. Your wife knows it, your girlfriend knows it... You can start to reclaim it by taking your wife or girlfriend to no 7").

As such, I half-expected a pair of Flintstone Ribs sandwiched between a Homo Habilis Hero roll. Instead I found extremely creative, even daring Sandwich combos, assembled in factory form.

The benefit of having an enabler/partner/sister with me is that I was able to order two different Sandwiches.

We started off with the Eggplant Parm.  The Sandwich consisted of Fontina, Fried Yellow Squash, Pickled Jalapenos.

This Eggplant Parm, which was far milder than many of the bonkrs but delicious sounding offerings (like the Imitation Lobster Roll w/ Candied Wasabi, Carrots, Watercress). Many of the Sandwiches also featured delicious Route II Chips inside.

***Getting off a Sandwich editorial aside, I am all for the occasional use of potato chips in Sandwiches, provided they are merely to provide a crispy punch of flavor. I also heartily support the use of Hickory Stix in North American Hot Dogs and Argentinian Supeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrr Panchos.***

Overall Impressions of the Sandwich were as follows:

• Smooth buttery Fontina added a lot of juicyness to the Sandwich. Melted properly without negatively effecting texture of the bread and rendering it 'crunchy'
• Probably could have used another Jalapeno for consistent Sandwich spiciness
• Great Bun (same bun for both Sandwiches tasted). Perfect soft hero bun consistency without feeling gluey. Toppings stayed in Sandwich, no push out effect
• Squash was tasty in a very conventional sense. Nothing fancy 

Sandwich No 2:

Their Turkey Cubano was a 21st century take on a 20th century product of Sandwich social history classic.
The Sandwich derogated from Sandwich norms by featuring Roast turkey Breast instead of  roast pork/ham, pickled daikon instead of pickled cucumber, Chinese Mustard instead of Gweilo/Laowai Mustard but managed to avoid blasphemy by sticking with Swiss

The Turkey was surprisingly juicy and well balanced against the condiments. I would have appreciated a little smokiness in the Turkey, but with a turnover as intense as this during off hours, I was surprised the Turkey even came pre-plucked.

Other Impressions:

• Could have used more Daikon 
• Bread remains fantastic 
• Overall a pretty flavorful re-imagining of a tasty, if occasionally bland, classic

Overall Impression of No 7 Sub:

What really struck me about this place is that it confirmed what that pigheaded Esquire article suggested about it's Brooklyn sister. This place has got serious balls. Some of the Fusions probably work fantastically, others not as much. But you gotta love em for trying

Judgment: 8.25/10 Opas.

The Sandwich Times - Volume 7

1. In a major coup for Subway Sandwich/math perfectionists (mathfectionists if you will) every where, Subway has finally started to tesselate its cheese distribution:

According to a leaked Aussie subway directive, the days of overlapping cheese at Subway are over:

 (source: theconsumerist.org) 


2. Here's an excellent treatise on proper sandwich construction:

http://nymag.com/restaurants/features/sandwiches/66297/

Great tips include:  even meat/cheese distribution,  keeping the tomato as far possible from the bread and keep any green in the middle.

If any of my readers should happen themselves to be the next great Sandwich designer, they ought to click profusely on this link and you could become $25,000 richer! It's even open to Canadian residents, but unfortunately is restricted to the two people from Portugal who have visited my blog (I'm got my eye on you Porto)

3.  In the quirky Sandwich news file, a robber was recently reported to have left the cash, but stolen the sandwich at, you guessed it, a Subway

4. For those into barely-legal Sandwich porn, Grub Street recently posted a top 101 NYC Sandwich list (and reviews of several locations are coming soon to a Sandwich visual box aka computer/smartphone/ipad/isandwich screen soon!)

And if a thoroughly biting move (see http://canwiches.blogspot.com/2010/03/great-canadian-sandwich-map-beta.html )  an enthusiastic reader seems to have created his own version of the Great American  Sandwich Map, NYC Style

5. Chick Fil-A recently began promoting the unveiling of its anticipated new spicy Chicken Sandwich in a rather unusual way:

MANDATORY SANDWICH RESERVATIONS

6. Attack of the Killer Sandwiches?

Until next time, I'll continue to keep my finger to the Sandwich pulse.

Obscur-itto w/ Oscarito- The Burrito that doth fuse too much?!?

I'm all for a mixing of flavours, traditions, cultures, in Sandwiches. Canwiches devotees will recall one of the first posts on Canwiches started with a rant about my support of fusion in Sandwiches and en-masse:

"Fusion, whether it be a theoretical concept of energy creation, a women's football team, or a process of accultaration and bilateral cultural exchange, is usually seen as a positive (but don't get me started on the Cleveland Fusions' weak secondary and non-existent d-line)."


In fact, an American chain even took the Indian Burrito concept and franchised it. To me this begs the question, where will the fusion burrito concept end?


This all serves as a partial segue to a recent trip with a spicy Latin-american friend of mine to an east-end Burrito Shop called (improper spanish grammar notwithstanding)  Chinos Locos at 4 Greenwood avenue.


Chinos Locos has been open for just over a year and recently added a 2nd location on Church st. Their approach is to meld the Burrito concept with Chinese influences (with the added of some Asian Luchador iconography). Instead of the usual white rice stuffing opted for in the classic San Francisco "mission-style burrito, Chinos gives you an option of either a tripartite gathering of rice grains or chow mein with sprouts or scallions. Sounds like good old fashioned carb lovin to me.   As well the proteins also have an asian kick to them: General Tao chicken, Korean Beef etc while others feel more Mexican like Chicken Tinga and sauteed white Basa fish. It feels like the only thing that hasn't been fuzed in the process is the Tortilla: 

I had the "sweeeeeeeet" (not sure if that's enough e's) it contained: slow roast pork, guacamole, tomatoes, edamame beans, red onions, black beans, green peppers, cilantro, cheese, sour cream, chipotle sauce and for novelties sake I obviosuly opted for the chow mein. 

With such an interesting mish-mash of items, each bite of the burrito gave very different tastes and flavour-combos. Frankly some were on the verge of spooky-good, others just flat out didn't work for me.  I bite mostly made up of sour cream, cheese and chow mein comes to mind as part of the latter. Next time I go i'll probably skip the dairy products if I elect for the chow mein.

The pork was succulent despite it almost being closing time, though I was hoping it would closer to a traditional HK Char Siu with a little bit more sweetness/crispyness.

The veggies were fresh and tasty. The only one I would've dropped from the roster would be the edamame which give me a slightly unpleasent mouth-feel of a sudden snap whenever I encountered one in an otherwise soft texture. 

My overall impression is that a lot about this place works! The owners manning the grill certainly put a lot of love and effort into each of these.  I'd recommend this place if you're : a) looking to carbo-load before a marathon b) are a fan of burritos and looking for the next taste sensation c) are half mexican, half chinese d) are not c) but have the feelings of B.

Overall Judgment: 7.5 Opas/10

"Veal Meat Again": Jesse's Guide to Toronto's Veal Sandwiches - Little Italy Version

Without too much of my usual irreverent introduction to a post where I detail the history, cultural significance, and general fountains of esoteric knowledge about Sandwiches, I feel it appropriate to get right into the reviews on this one after one quick note... Toronto's best Sandwiches might be of the veal variety. I'll leave you to chew the fat on that one.

                                                         (source: southparkstudios) 

California Sandwiches

California Sandwiches is perhaps one of the most misleading titles for an Italian Sandwich shop. The shop, the name California came because the Family started the original Sandwich shop in 1967 on 244 Claremont Ave. in Little Italy after a family vacation to California. Under this formula my yet unnamed Deli might be named the Burmese-Thai-Vietnamese Golden Triangle Delicatessen   

If you are going to this place looking for a Spinach, Black Bean, Avocado and Wheat-Germ Wrap, you're gonna be a bit S.O.L here. The name of the game at California Sandwiches is MEAT. The Veal is by far the most popular probably followed by Chicken, Steak, Meatball, Sausage in no particular order (I cite no less an authority than the proprietor of the Laser-Tag decor-ed Chesswood location)  

Despite the ubiquitous locations, California Sandwiches is not a Franchise but more of a Rothschild-esque Sandwich empire. The parralels are eerie: Both have divided up the corporation into various 'houses' which run operations in various strategic enclaves, and both have occasionally been charged with controlling the world through a New World Order government in collusion with Masons, the Illimuniati and Jeff Hyslop (the guy from Today's Special   

Like most of the Italian Sandwich shops (though based on age, California may have been the first) its comes with the choice of Sweet, Medium or Hot Peppers. To quote the website: "Sweet means no hot peppers. Medium means a few hot peppers and hot means a good amount of hot peppers. You may also order extra hot if you like to sweat."

Subtle Sandwich note: notice how the Veal is JUST larger than the Bun. This ensures an excellent good meat-bread-condiment ratio without bordering on the sublimely ridiculous. 

The Bread was very similar to previous entries in the veal challenge, a fresh crusty Italian roll. The bread provides sufficient crunch on the outside without being too structurally unwieldy as to force the contents of the Sandwich out towards the end of the Sandwich, a common grievance for Sandwich Eaters in-the-know. 

 As well, for an extra Loonie, fried Mushrooms can (and should be done as seen below) as they add another layer of nutty taste and sharpness to an already stellar sandwich. 

The Veal was tender on the inside and had a bit of a crunch to it but I felt that it didn't have that contrast of crisp exterior and tender chewiness that I crave in a Veal Sandwich. 

California Sandwiches probably has the best Marinara sauce of the Toronto Veal Shops offering alternating flavors of sweetness and savory with a TINGE of smoke (Paprika?)  which perfectly complimented the meat and heat from the peppers.

If you still want to eat Veal, but want it in Meatball form (Toothless Gus <3's Sandwiches as much as the next guy) , Calfornia's got you covered offering an awesome Veal Meatball Sandwich. Lacking the crispness of the fried cutlet, the Meatball offers a much mushier and messier Sandwich but one which still has lots of the great taste as described above. 

Judgement: 9/10 OPA (Claremont Location). 

As noted above, all of the different locations are owned by different parts of the family. As such each Sandwich shop offers the same general product but with different decor and in some cases a full menu (like at the newest Dufferin location) 

My experiences have always been BY FAR the best at the Claremont location. I would rate the single Veal I had from the Dufferin location closer to the 8.5 OPA range with the Chesswood location barely registering 8/10 OPAs. 

San Francesco Foods (website of a Mississauga location, but same adorable logo)

San Francesco has been engaged in a bitter rivalry with California Sandwiches for Little Italy Sandwich supremacy since time immemorial (more likely the early 70's).  The largely take out counter is expedient, full of interesting deli meats and seemingly ancient canned goods, and offers a short list of Sandwiches not unlike California's. I recall from my youth they are being several downtown locations. A quick google maps search suggests that they have locations in many of the same Italian-Canadian enclaves as California Sandwiches such as Finch and Dufferin, East York and Mississauga.

The major difference between San Francesco and the other veal Sandwiches reviewed is that this rendering chooses to avoid thick breading of the cutlet:     

The resulting veal gave the Sandwich a much chewier texture, forcing me to really wrestle with the Sandwich to enjoy its melange of flavors from the tangy marinara. The veal also tasted extremely fresh and had a much more prominent meaty flavor (perhaps the lack of breading allowed for more focus on the taste of the veal itself). medium pepper at San Francesco felt noticeably tamer than those at Vinny's or California.

The bun was rounder than  many of the other offerings, resulting in a need to really stretch the mouth out for this one and this effect plus the chewiness of the meat left me a little sore after  a major jaw workout (not unlike my recent freestyle cipher with Twista and several members of Bone Thugs n Harmony)

An interesting aspect of the Sandwich experience at the Clinton St location of San Francesco's is the lack of seating. Often many customers take their Sandwich next door to the classic Monarch tavern, a local haunt and former home of past reviewee' Caplansky's.  Great place to get a pint to wash down the Sandwich with and apparently an equally great place to get into an intense conversation about prescription drug plans for the elderly (based on the one conversation I have had there with a  regular last time I was  here).

While I understand while this Sandwich has a loyal fan-base amongst Toronto veal enthusiasts, for me it paled in comparison to nearby California's and did not come close to a fresh off the grill from Vinny's. While I enjoyed the flavor of the meat, I found the texture less appetizing then the more schnitzel-like version, coupled with a lack of spiciness and the sandwich:mouth difficulties, there was clearly a bunch to be left desired.

The person I was with also found their Salami and Provolone to be inferior to that of N'ino D'aversa'.


Overall Judgment: 7.25/10 OPAs


Next up I begin my lengthy perambulation through my nearly fatal NYC SANDWICH TOUR!!!!!

Jesse's Deli Feature # 3 - "And this time... it's personal"

Throughout Canada and probably most Diaspora North American communities, Jews and their delicious deli Sandwiches, have constantly been on the move. 

In Toronto, the legendary delis of yore like Switzer's, Shopsy's (the authentic deli headed headed by Izzy Shopowitz on Spadina which I was not old enough to have eaten and not the horrendous Industrial imprint which now bares his name) moved from the original Toronto Jewish settlements in Kensington and St John's Ward into more spacious Uptown homes.  

As such, the area of the city north of Eglinton probably has the greatest number of quality Toronto delis. Here are my three favorites: 

Wolfie's 

The first deli Sandwich (and possibly Sandwich period) I ever ate came from Wolfie's.  While I may have begged my parents to go there due to the appeal of the cartoonish wolf logo,  the the soft texture coupled with the saltiness and smoke of the pastrami and corned beef, probably sparked an obsession that led to the creation of TGCSB. I like to think of it as my Sandwich Cavern Club. 

Wolfie's has got a lot of important things I look for in a deli. On top of having a quality Sandwich, the other major factor I look for its character. Now I don't need to be physically assaulted and taken outside to read a menu like this: 

but I like a Deli where the owner/proprietor gives a little schitck. And David Gelberman delivers, fiddling with his (Greyish market) Satellite and kibbutz with all of the Sheppard ave regulars. Whenever I ask for my sandwich hand-cut complains (Why would ANYONE want it Hand-cut? Oh you spent 4 years in Montreal, Still). The restaurant is a like a mini museum/shrine to Coca-Cola, with David often extolling you to buy a glass bottle Coke and open it with his vintage vending machine.

Like previously reviewed Mutual Street and the like, David serves Lester's smoked meat from Montreal. Somehow the flavors are just much more alive at Wolfie's, and the steaming is much more even resulting in a much juicier product. It is a credit to David and deli-men and women everywhere when they can make an industrial product taste artesianal.

   

The double rye is an intelligent, if carb heavy technique. It allows for the deli-heads who prefer platters to assemble there own, less jaw exercising version of the Sandwich. I ate the smaller half a whole and divided the larger half into 2 smaller sandwiches (which kinda reminds me of the Classic Carnegie Deli Mitosis, where a singular Herculean Carnegie Deli Pastrami was turned into 8 normal sized Sandwiches)

The meat, as mentioned is very juicy, and has good hits of salt and garlic spice throughout. 

Eating this Sandwich most recently after an exam (something about enforcing Trademarks  mentally triggered deli meat in my brain, maybe it was reading about -Sandwich related caselaw e.g. Consorzio del Prosciutto di Parma v. Maple Leaf Meats) I remembered just how this Sandwich triggered a life long love affair with Deli. Its still got it. 

Judgment: 8.25/10 Opas 


As well, Wolfie's offers many other deli options: 

So I suggest if your up north or just in the mood for a kibbitz and Sandwich, hit up Wolfie's.


Pancer's


Moe Pancer's has a long and storied family history to it. Founded by Moe in 1957, the restaurant now run (after a brief scare were I worried it would be sold outside of the family a couple of years ago) is run by Grandson Lorne. 


If any deli remains quintessentially Toronto its Pancer's.  Its meats come from local supplier Chicago 58, it is one of the last places in Toronto that serves local "Baby Beef", and it has black and white photos all over the walls showing pieces of Toronto deli (and Pancer family) history.  The waitresses are the ones of deli legend who are equal parts knowledgeable, helpful and cantankerous.


I started off by splitting a Baby Beef Sandwich. Served on Silverstein's omnipresent rye, Baby Beef is essentially milk-fed Veal Shoulder (which in the 50's  was considerably cheaper than regular beef), lightly brined, and dyed Pink/Red. The result is a much more mild version of your typical Pastrami or Corned Beef, which is subtle but delicious (but will always remain a bench player in Jesse's  pantheon of Deli Meats): 

The Corned Beef is quite possibly Toronto's best. Spicy, peppery and well-marbled,  the love and care that each brisket has undergone at Pancer's is readily apparent. Each bite is alive with hints of pimento and cracked garlic, complimented with a suitable roster of mustards. Even Jay's tie (featured below) was hungry to get at this Corned Beef. 

To liven things up, I also suggest occasionally getting the Sandwich on an Onion Roll.


All of the deli offerings are great, the mood is one of a genuine deli and each bite tastes like a little piece of history (in the Good Sense obviously, not like the meat tastes like it was around to see the after effects of the Teapot Dome Scandal) 


Judgment: 9/10 Opas



Centre Street Deli 



When I get asked by ex-pat Montrealers' were to get the best Viande-Fume substitute, I tend to refer them to Centre St Deli. Founded by Mischpacha of previously reviewed Snowden Deli, Centre Street has been keeping grizzled Montrealers at bay since 1988. 

Unlike my friends at Wolfie's, the Smoked Meat here is only hand-cut. I am of the opinion that this is crucial in deli. Although it is time-consuming and can lead to many a sprained wrist, hand-cutting ensures that each piece is well-marbled and juicy. 


The Briskets are well-steamed, hand-sliced, then delicately placed on top of rye and painted with yellow mustard.   

A warning though, notwithstanding the deliciousness of this Sandwich, REMEMBER TO REMOVE THE TOOTHPICK BEFORE CONSUMPTION.

Centre street, like Snowdon, offers the option of regular or 'olde-fashioned' (aka extra spiced) and I tend to opt for the later, as I prefer lots of that crack-like combo of garlic and pepper in my deli meats.

While it's a notch below its Mtl cousin Snowdon as well as the behemouth that is Schwartz's, Centre St is just about as close as you can get to real Montreal Smoked Meat without boarding a 5:00 p.m Via express train


Judgment: 9/10 Opas.

It's a Bries - The Cheese Sandwich Post:

The first sandwich I ever truly "fell for" (In the somewhat anthropomorphic Sandwich to human sense) was likely the grilled cheese. The grilled cheese is perhaps one of the simplest Sandwiches out there and likely one of its best. It's soft, nurturing and truly serves as one of my most important comfort foods. Also, it's one of the most socially acceptable vehicles for molten cheese (nachos notwithstanding). While not an especially noteworthy iteration, I have consistently ordered the Grilled Cheese platter (along with the requisite Pea Soup) from United Bakers' since the Reagan administration.

Every country that eats cheese and some kind of bread has seen some variation of the Grilled Cheese (or is it the other way around?), whether it be the Mexican Quesadilla

The Portugese Francesina

Czech Smažený Sýr

or the Welsh Rarebit

And who could possibly forget the famous Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese, which grew no mould, and sold for $28,000?

The American Style Grilled Cheese seems to have originally popped in the 1920s, and remained open faced until the 1960s, when the top slice of bread came to dominate relevant Sandwich discourse.

The Grilled Cheese: 66 1/2 Nassau

Roughly 6 months ago, after launching a similarly themed restaurant, Rob Yuil opened an all-grilled cheese , all the time, Sandwich shop in Kensington, appropriately titled "The Grilled Cheese". By being a single item shop, with a limited prep area, Rob continues to fight an uphill battle. But his Sandwich delivers the Goods.

The wide variety of offerings lead to a veritable Sophie's Grilled Cheese Choice Situation:

On this particular visit, after much consternation and soul-searching, I opted for the Grill Works with Provolone, Swiss, Monterey Jack, Portobello, Roasted Red Pepper and Red Onion. Immediately after ordering, I worried that with such diverse ingredients, the Cheese factor would be overshadowed...

The sweetness of the grilled vegetables seemed to compliment the delicate balancing of selected cheeses, and it was clear that the cheese would not be outdone.

The Grilled Cheese was excellent, with a relatively even distribution of cheese, bread and veggies per bite. My only complaint was that it felt a little shy on the butter for my liking.

Overall - A very good Niche Sandwich Shop. Great selection, customizable (Bacon for $2 etc.), very good accompanying soups (last time I was there it was organic tomato, a.k.a. the Grilled Cheese Sandwiches' best pal), and a menu that will allow you to explore different options for at least a dozen visits.

Judgment: 8/10 Opas.

The Croque Monsieur, while functionally similar, has its own separate history. Roughly translated as the "Crispy Mister", legend (endorsed by Wikipedia and various Sandwich crackpots on the net) suggests that the Croque Monsieur was invented, like most wonderful things, by accident. Sandwich lore holds that it was created when a blue collar worker left a cold cheese Sandwich with Ham on a radiator - et voila.

The first recorded literary mention of the Croque-Monsieur dates back to Proust's 1918 magnum-opus À la Recherche du Temps Perdu

Or, en sortant du concert, comme, en reprenant le chemin qui va vers l’hôtel, nous nous étions arrêtés un instant sur la digue, ma grand’mère et moi, pour échanger quelques mots avec Mme de Villeparisis qui nous annonçait qu’elle avait commandé pour nous à l’hôtel des «Croque Monsieur» et des ufs à la crème…

Clearly a storied history indeed.

Run by the owners of Tati Bistro, Chabichou is a combination cheese-monger/cafe/prepared food outlet. With a wide array of cheese and liberal use of the French language, I figured this would be as good a spot as any to get the French Classic.

The Croque Monsieur is typically served with Emmental or Gruyere (I believe the latter was used) with extra layers of cheese on the top with a gooey concentration of ham and cheese in the middle. As it is French, it is also typically generously buttered.

In this particular version, the cheese was good, the ham was rich and flavorful, but the preparation felt off. Instead of frying in butter, a semi-prepared version is sent to a Subway-esque speed toaster, which gave the bread the seem unfortunate texture of the bread portion of a Toasted BMT/Garlic Bread instead of a more even pan-based golden crunch.

Still, the ingredients were very good.

Judgment: 7/10 Opas.

At no point should this post suggest that a great Grilled Cheese needs to be fancy with white truffle oil and edible gold and served w/ Caviar-emulsion ketchup. Far from it. Sometimes a slice of Kraft single and some Brian Schwartz whiter-than-white white-bread is just when the doctor ordered. But when you feel the need to get one out, there are tons of fantastic Grilled Cheese Sandwiches to be found.

After all, if the cheese isn't yours, it's Nacho Cheese.